Oh! Grandma

Are you fifty or fifteen?
walking confidently
yeah your ass has got some miles
but carries beautifully
you say that you'd never do it
not even listen to it
but a bill and a thrill will
make you go through it
my partner's got a bag of tricks he keeps inside his car
I got mad equipment baby, Super-8 will get you far
never under estimate the power of a stranger
we got you sterile on a weight bench
or filthy in a manger
off it comes and down you go
and we don't stop if you say no.


yeah baby,
you're gonna be famous
just lay back and enjoy your syphilis.
Hot and by the pool
that's California style
and your ravishing is saved
in an mpeg file.
if we shave your beave
then who will believe
that you're forty two,
except us and you,
bitch...
you see what's shaking
you know we're making
mad cash distributing
the dick you're taking.
bite your lip and grin and bear down
ass in the air and your face on the ground.
they say that part never ages,
it just ripens with maturity
we all over it bitch as you collect social security.
yeah baby, you're gonna be famous
just lay back and enjoy your syphilis.
lashed to the bed posts-teeth wrapped around the headboard

2003